Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christmas Rum Cake

Christmas Rum Cake

1 Tsp. Sugar
1 or 2 Quarts of Rum
1 Cup Dried Fruit
Brown Sugar
1 Tsp. Soda
1 Cup Butter
2 Large Eggs
1 Cup Baking Powder
3 Juiced Lemons
1 Cup of Nuts

Before starting, sample rum to check quality. Good, isn't it? Now proceed. 

Select large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. 

Check rum again. It must be just right. To be sure rum is of proper quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. 

With electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 

Add 1 seaspoon of thusar and beat again. 

Meanwhile, make sure rum is still alrighty. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary. 

Add leggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat til high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, pry loose with drewscriber. 

Sample rum again, checking for tonscisticity. 

Next, sift 3 cups pepper or salt (really doesn't matter). 

Sample rum. 

Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice. 

Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. 

Add 1 bablespoon of brown sugar-or whatever color you can find. 

Wix mell. 

Grease oven. 

Turn cake pan to 350 gredees. 

Pour mess into boven and ake. 

Check run again and bo to ged. 

..ADN HALPIE HOLIGLAZE , Y'ALL! 

16 comments:

Random Felines said...

MOL!!!! Now THAT is a recipe mom could get into....

Old Kitty said...

LOL!!! This is the BEST recipe ever! LOL!!

Thank you lovely Sammy, Andy, Sierra and Shelly and mum! Take care
x

Sweet Purrfections said...

Quick, hide this recipe from our mom!

Has it really been that long since we've visited? We had no idea there were four of you now.

Truffle and Brulee

Rene said...

That's my kind of cake! :-)

TK and Squashies said...

MOL! Mine mommy is gonna try dis recipe! She not drinks much, so it should be fun to watch. But me finks you should adds instrucshuns to gives treats to the cats affer each rummy samples!
We hopes you are all doing well and that Sierra is all better frum her gardenectomy.
Love, TK

Simba said...

Love what TK and squashies said! The recipe is really cute. At first we thought it was going to be a "real" recipe for Rum Cake!

The Cat From Hell said...

That's quite the fruitcake recipie! Just like my aunt Helen!
Kisses
Nellie

Sarge said...

Wow, that's my biggest chuckle of the day!! This is too funny. BOL/MOL fur sure. My peeps will be snorting rum out their noses from laughing at this!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

FURKIDSMOM said...

MOL That's a great recipe. Mom should try that one :)

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Frankie Furter said...

OMD OMD my mom wants to know if you would like to have a BAKING PAWDEEEE OR A PAKING BAWDY OR SOMETHINGY LIKE THAT!!


soooooo VERY VERY FUNNNYYYYYY!!! THANKS FUR THE LAFF

Marg said...

Good one, That is the way to cook for sure, just keep sampling the Gin. Love it. My kind of cake.Happy Tuesday.

Team Tabby said...

We will get mom to add this one to her recipe binder, sounds delish!!

Fraidy Cats! said...

molol! our mom says this is her favorite recipe :D

Pip, Smidgen, minnie, Hollie

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh yummmE
Benny & Lily

Natalie said...

Hahaha! Now THAT is my kind of recipe!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Hic! Hic! Hic....!

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