Sunday, December 12, 2010

Christmas Rum Cake

Christmas Rum Cake

  1 Tsp. Sugar
1 or 2 Quarts of Rum
1 Cup Dried Fruit
Brown Sugar
1 Tsp. Soda
1 Cup Butter
2 Large Eggs
1 Cup Baking Powder
3 Juiced Lemons
1 Cup of Nuts

Before starting, sample rum to check quality. Good, isn't it? Now proceed. 

Select large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. 

Check rum again. It must be just right. To be sure rum is of proper quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. 

With electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 

Add 1 seaspoon of thusar and beat again. 

Meanwhile, make sure rum is still alrighty. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary. 

Add leggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat til high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, pry loose with drewscriber. 

Sample rum again, checking for tonscisticity. 

Next, sift 3 cups pepper or salt (really doesn't matter). 

Sample rum. 

Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice. 

Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. 

Add 1 bablespoon of brown sugar-or whatever color you can find. 

Wix mell. 

Grease oven. 

Turn cake pan to 350 gredees. 

Pour mess into boven and ake. 

Check run again and bo to ged. 

..ADN HALPIE HOLIGLAZE , Y'ALL! 


23 comments:

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Oh-oh... I'm not a very good cook, but I thin the baker is sloshed... HEE HEE.

Have a great day drinking your cake.

pawhugs, Max

MoMo said...

SS is game to give it a try. :hic:

Cat said...

Too funny!!!

Brian said...

HIC! Tis the jolly to get seasoned!

Old Kitty said...

LOL!!!!!! Me and Charlie will try to sample this rum tonight. We meant sample the rum cake recipe of course!!

hello gorgeous Sammy, Andy and mum!! Take care
x

Pierro said...

hahahahaaaa this is really funny.
mommie's brother in law's (her dear departed sister's hubby) aunt makes an amazing realllll bonkbonk rum cake and yeah, it is THAT good!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Just watch you don't go sky diving off your balcony boys - try a sip of water for every slug of rum!!

The Chair Speaks said...

The baker drank the cake?! LOL!

The Creek Cats said...

MOL!! That's too funny!

Katnip Lounge said...

You should send this entry to Cake Wrecks! Mommy says this cake sounds *hic* dee-lushus *hic*!!!

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahahahahaha...oh ya'll dis is my kinda cake fur sures...leave all ingredients out BUT da Rum!!!!!!!

Puddles
pees:somebuddy sent mum a similar recipe and hers laughed so hard her thought her was gonna pee on herself!

Jacqueline said...

Sounds like a great recipe!...We hope you handsome boys enjoy a restful day with your Mom and a happy week ahead...kisses x3 precious friends...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Mr. Pip said...

Yummy!! Thanks for sharing!!

Your pal, Pip

Cat said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! You had us AND our Mom rolling around on the floor laughing!!! Great recipe! We'll have to follow it TO THE LETTER!! Purrs, Lautrec, Tiny and Ellwood

Sparkle said...

My human has a special recipe for eggnog... made from scratch with 151 rum! She hasn't made it in a long time, but got a special request for a Christmas Eve party this year!

Cat of Nine Tales said...

A most excellent recipe! Very funny!!!!
Enjoy!
~Lisa Co9T

Madi and Mom said...

I have one word......
Hiccup....MOL

Hugs and purrs to you two handsome mancats and your Mom.
Madi and Mom

Maggie Mae said...

Happy Sunday!

Mom wants to makes dis cake!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS Hehehehehe...Madi is funny!

Eric and Flynn said...

Our mum says that looks like a very good recipe. She will make a start tomorrow morning. Hic!

The Island Cats said...

This recipe is a classic!!

FiveSibesMom said...

Sounds yummy, and too funny! Thanks for sharing! We came over via the Blog Hop and glad we did! Your furbabies are so adorable! We hope you'll stop by and say "hi" - there is a long-haired gray kitty named "Smokie" who adopted us and lives amidst the FiveSibes! We'll be back!

Angel and Kirby said...

THat is so funny! Thank you for sharing!

Neeko said...

Ha haaa...Hilarious recipe...
I asked my Mommy to translate it to me and she said: "Hic, Hic, Rum is not for you my child, Hic, Hic..."

Later,
Neeko :o)

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